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About[]
The Ultimate Showdown was a Flash movie submitted to Newgrounds by Shawn Vulliez (altfour) and Neil Cicierega (Trapezoid) on December 22, 2005. It is a music video that featuring a brawl of popular characters, both fictional and real, from the 1980's and 1990's. Ultimately, Mr. Rogers is the only survivor. The entire video lasts for just over three and a half minutes.
Lyrics[]
- - Old Godzilla was hopping around, +
- - Tokyo City like a big playground.
- - When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
- - and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.
- - Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
- - but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq.
- - Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
- - when Aaron Carter came out of the blue.
- -
- - And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
- - then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
- - but before it could make it back to the Batcave,
- - Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave.
- - And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
- - and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
- - But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
- - because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
- -
- - This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
- - Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
- - And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
- - This is the Ultimate Showdown
- - of Ultimate Destiny
- -
- - Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
- - like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
- - And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
- - but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
- - And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady,
- - when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
- - But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
- - Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.
- -
- - Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
- - and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.
- - 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
- - and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
- - Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,
- - while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault.
- - onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air.
- - then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.
- -
- - This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
- - Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
- - And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
- - This is the Ultimate Showdown...
- -
- - Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
- - down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
- - Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,
- - into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
- - Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
- - as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
- - but Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
- - and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
- -
- - Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
- - Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.
- -
- - And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
- - and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
- -
- - Robocop, the Terminator,
- - Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
- -
- - Lo Pan, Superman,
- - every single Power Ranger.
- -
- - Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
- - Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -
- -
- - All came out of no where lightning fast,
- - And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
- - It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
- - with civilians looking on total awe.
- -
- - The fight raged on for a century,
- - many lives were claimed, but eventually.
- - The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
- - Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
- -
- - This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
- - Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
- - And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
- - This is the Ultimate Showdown...
- - (the ultimate showdown)
- - This is the Ultimate Showdown...
- - (the ultimate showdown)
- - This is the Ultimate Showdown...
- - (the ultimate showdown)
- -
- - of Ultimate Destiny
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